grad student

slave

Grad students perform all the dull parts of research professors don't want to do.

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grad student

1. adj.
lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision

see: game over

"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."

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grad student

Someone who postpones his unemployment, by staying in College to further his degree. Can be from between 2-to-8 years. A grad student is either a lazy bum who doesn’t want to leave College , or an overachieving dork.

Student 1: Man I gotta start finding a job tomorrow.Student 2: Nah, just become a grad student, and kick back another couplea years. Hey there’s a kegger tomorrow, you in?

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google grad student

1. (n) any college student who uses google or any other google service such as youtube as there only means of research.

Example - any smart student with an internet connection is usually a google grad student.

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english grad student

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)

The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.