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Those who seek to have correct English written online. They are not opponents of free speech, or 1337. They merely wish that the fundamentals of English are withheld. They will correct bad Grammar and Spelling, and flame the use of ridiculous, Chav, MSN inspired abbreviations such as 'wuu2'. They are in full support of 1337, and support net slang.
Grammar Police are NOT in affiliation with Grammar Nazis.
-Comments on a youtube video-
Idiot1: man that video sucked! Your such a n00b!
GrammarPoliceDude: Correction, 'You're such a n00b'. You just referred to his 'such a n00b', and btw, the video did suck.
-On a forum-
Idiot2:Woah, I just saw Aliens outside my window! There just hovering above my garden!
GrammarPoliceDude17:'They're hovering', and no they bloody well aren't, you're just a lame 12 yr old, with nothing better to do than spam the internet.
Examples of Grammar Police
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When someone petty looks at your texts, emails or social media posts and checks for grammatical errors.
But I'm sure you're going to proofread my text and Grammar Police me right now since you have nothing else. Keep your Grammar Cred up...
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50 year old hairy, fat neckbearded dicksuckers who comb the internet looking for grammar or spelling errors to correct. Everyone hates them because when they correct an error, they act like the smartest fucking Stephen Hawking guy who just solved time travel and brought dinosaurs back to life. They also act like you are a stupid and have 0 brain cells.
Me: Grammar police are big gey
Grammar police: Excuse me sir, but I have to inform you, the correct sentence is "Grammar police are very gay". (Raises eyebrow with smug expression)
Me: See what I mean?
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annoying trolls on forums like youtube and yahoo answers who just LOVE to ostracize those whose hands may have slipped while typing on their keyboard.
Internet User: had the worlds ended yet?
grammar police: *Has *world. Your grammar sucks ass.
see troll.
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1. A bunch of shit-faces with no better thing to do in life then correct your even shitter spelling, pick up a dictionary kids. It's time to get reading.
2. Also, Something people with no better insult to make at you use correcting grammar as a go-to.
A: <Shitty Spelling>
B: <Slides out of shit-face town; Corrects A's shitty spelling*>
C: ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE!
*Grammar police tend to only focus on spelling instead of actual grammar.
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He...knows...every...word...in...the...world
Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*
They are crackheads every single second of every single day. There is a girl in the group who is the weirdest, stupidest, but sweetest person you will ever meet. She trips 100000 backpacks, chairs, and sometimes over nothing. But everyone knows she has a big heart. She constantly thinks she is ugly, but everyone knows she is actually the most beautiful person ever. There is another girl who will make you laugh at almost anything. She is very dirty minded but so is everyone else. She is so sweet, caring, and down to earth. She makes just about anyone smile when they have a bad day. There are four guys. One of those boys just happens to be one of the richest kids you will ever meet. He lie constancy but some how we are all still friends. He is nice occasionally. There is a couple in the group though... they are well idk. They are both the weirdest and dumbest people ever, so that makes them some what compatible. They don't really talk to each other much, but when they do it is about something stupid. The boy in the relationship is hilarious and makes his girlfriend crack up all the time. He is so sweet, lovable, and acts stupid but turns out to be super smart! The two other boy are the dirtiest minded people you ever meet. They always make "that is what she said" jokes, and some how the are really funny. But under all that they are very caring and nice.... well sometimes. They always give advice to the couple and call them out on it.
Hey look the dumbest people ever, grammar police
The crackhead squad aka grammar police
Weird just flat out freaking weird
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