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Grand Blanc

A classy suburb of Flint (NOT Detroit). Shockingly nice area and generally safe considering it borders one of the most dangerous cities in the nation. Characterized by being one of the few nice areas to live in in Genesee County, even more known for having one of the best school systems in the state (top 5%) -- the reason why its school is huge and WAY overpopulated. If you miss class, just ask one of your 40+ well-dressed, drama-loving classmates for the notes. Also characterized by its rich, snobby citizens. Everyone is pretty, but usually not nice - and incredibly spoiled.

Guy 1: "Damn that girls hott, bro"
Guy 2: "Dude. She's from Grand Blanc...everyone knows they're only pretty on the outside"

by abc123375 January 22, 2011

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Grand Blanc

A town in Michigan that's right by Flint. Characterized by spoiled, hummer driving, stuck up individuals. You'll know you've arrived when an overwhelming sense of smug is in the air.

Bret:"You're so stuck up your own asshole you must be from Grand Blanc."

by Amanda N.C July 11, 2008

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Grand Blanc

Grand Blanc is a suburb of Flint, MI. People often asscoiate Flint with crime and shit, but Grand Blanc is a nice town. It has one of the states best school systems and is maybe the only city in Michigan that actually has a growing populatian. But Grand Blanc isn't perfect,expensive as hell, too many snotty citizens. I lived in Grand Blanc for years and let me tell you that they have some huge ass houses. Those people are snotty with their Mercedes and BMWs. Grand Blanc also has problems with the amount of students coming into it's school. Since the Flint schools closed...so many people come to Grand Blanc schools. Not blaming them, but the schools test scores have been going down since flint had problems with it's schools. And Grand Blanc lost the Buick Open. Overall, Grand Blanc is decent, but it's got problems

Guy 1: Flint is the 2cd worst in crime. The suburbs are probably no better

Grand Blanc guy: I live in Grand Blanc

Guy 1: oh.....my bad

by freshcarrots54 July 24, 2012

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Grand Blanc

Grand Blanc is fairly affluent city in Michigan,definitely one of the only nicest cities in Genesee county, alot of people are jealous of GB because they cant afford to live here but its not our fault. Most people here are snobby, but we can be since were rich, have lots of money, shop at Saks fifth avenue, and play golf at Warwick,Woodfield and the jewel.

Grand Blanc is such a nice place to live ,I wanna move there so bad,but im too poor.

by wtf youuu March 5, 2011

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Grand Blanc

A suburb of Detroit where lots of rich people live. Often times wankstas can be found walking the one street in its downtown.

"Man, Johnny works in Detroit, but he lives in Grand Blanc, so he has an hour and a half drive in his BMW to get to work every morning."

by ripi$money May 6, 2006

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Grand Blanc high school

A highschool in a rich suburb area right by/in flint. Known for girls getting eaten out by foster dogs, students fucking in the library, and teachers sleeping with students. The girls there are ether super popular and rich or fucking weird, the guys there usually have bigger asses than the girls or typically have perms. Every person there vapes and because of that the bathrooms have vape sensors in them, also the only thing everyone can agree on is that crossing is bullshit and the only couples you see in the hallways are fucking ugly and should not be making out like that.

Person 1: “hey that girl goes to Grand Blanc high school, she’s hot”
Person 2: “nah man, they’re fucking weird. She probably has stds from fucking so many guys in the library

by Foodislocefoodislife1234 December 20, 2019

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Grand Blanc West Middle School

It’s a middle school full of horny adolescent children. This middle is know for being ghetto,extra,and it’s diversity.There are fights almost every month for no reason🙄. At west we have a “fighting season” which is from October to December( so watch your back). Also west has tradition could Slap Ass August which recently got shut down because it’s “sexual harassment”. This school also has Funapolazas which is just a why for kids to waste their money on cringe music and nasty ass cottage inn pizza.Funapolazas are normally ruined because a sudden fight breaks between girls because one girl another’s man 😬. Kids tend to get caught vaping in the bathrooms at this event and some parents(chaperones) take there kids out of this school because of its “ghetto ness”. Last but not least West has rivals East they say they are the best or the beast but know that we beat them in almost every sport because they’re players are so small they only thing a agree about is we are all ghetto and even tho during football,basketball, and homecoming season we don’t like each other both school still have friends from both schools.

Grand Blanc West Middle School is a middle school

by Classof2025 January 4, 2020

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