grandchildren

Slang referring to the male genitals

I have misplaced my pants, my grandchildren are freezing

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Grandchildren envy

Envy of your unborn descendants who will live in the future and have access to awesome future technology.

Person 1: Someday they'll invent chips you can have in your head that can access the internet.
Person 2: Oh man I want one.
Person 1: It won't be for a hundred years though.
Person 2: Aww, man! So those lousy future people will get to do it but not me? Lame!
Person 1: You have a case of grandchildren envy!

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