granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

Granny piss-fingers

The term used to describe old grannies and their lack of cleanliness.

" The old lady from across the road has brought cake round again."
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers

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Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night