Grapefruit spooning

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.

I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable

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grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

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