Grau-Wanker

Grau-Wankers are people with no life whatsoever. They use the (un-nerfed) Grau on Modern Warfare. They Wake up at half 8 every morning, have some bran-flakes, then play COD. Probably drive a Nissan Note. Probably work as a geology teacher and rely on that one time they kissed the hottest girl in school as a conversation starter until they're 50. Mayo is too spicy for them, and they often sweat profusely requiring windscreen wipers on their glasses. Favourite quote is: "You're so shit at COD mate, suck ya mum".

Just got killed by another Grau-Wanker. Wish they would nerf this gun