Graveyard Banger

The mysterious Outback Beast, who preys on young girls on the streets of Douglas, luring them in with prose, and assurances that he went to Leeds. Once a lowly vampire, the GYB has evolved through stoicism and the teachings of lesser men to become the Scourge of St George's.

A prolific ditch-filler, he has been known to go on streaks of up to 6 weekends out in a row, digging 6 feet under, and giving her all 6 inches. Truly, the number of the beast.

My sister's not worried about the Graveyard Banger any more, now that she's turned 19.