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Gray Banana

An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.

Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!

by EatMyDictionary April 6, 2016


Gray Banana

When you melt crayons and drip the wax on your man's dick then lick it off

Oh babe, that gray banana you're giving me hurts so good...

by i-heart-skittles June 28, 2011

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Gray Banana

An occurrence which happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and then falls asleep with the penis still inserted in the vagina. When the male wakes up, his penis is now flaccid and soggy due the amount of moisture put on it all night. This leaves it half - curved and with a grayish tint, as that of a banana

Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were so tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!

by EatMyDictionary April 6, 2016