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Someone or something incredibly fast
When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.
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A cigarette that has been "greased" (dipped) in "lightning" (lean aka Promethazine with Codeine).
I always hit a Greased Lightning on my break, at work, to get a nice buzz going.
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To ejaculate onto ones hair, then, swirl it thus creating the John Travolta hair style, then when they look at you, say. " Electrifying!"
Last night while watching From Paris With Love, with my gf, we decided to have sex, then I missed her face and hit her hair, she was unhappy and twirled it by accident, and I laughed and said. "You look like John Travolta, Electrifying!"
haha, she was not happy. Thank you Grease Lightning.
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An expression to portray something to be faster then lightning.
When something is greased, it generally moves faster.
Try that again and you will be out of here faster then greased lightning.
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Performing oral sex on a woman until she can no longer emotionally regulate reality ever again.
Johnny grease lightningged Mary Lou and she can no longer drive a car anymore
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Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.
It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"
Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"
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Hot ass sex involving a lot of (flavored) lube.
Come on, didn't you see the Greased Lightning scene in Grease?
RuPaul likes it hot and fast like Greased Lightning
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