Great Hair

What to say to someone who is currently being an insufferable, self-involved prick.

Alternatively, what to say to someone who's being a jackass.

"Man, I totally just pwned your ass, doob. You should just quit Halo forever." - Tom
"Great Hair, Tom."

"PZ Myers should stop talking and let me have the spotlight." - Matt Nisbet
"Great Hair, Matt."

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Great American Hair Cape

A mullet. A hair style that is noticeably longer in the back than it is in the front.

"Ladies and gentleman, let us all rise to salute The Great American Hair Cape" said the proud, teary-eyed emcee.