Green Baby

The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god

Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry

green baby

really ugly baby

I taught my green baby to walk on its hands and juggle with it’s feet then sold it to the circus.

Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.

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Green Card Baby

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.

Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"