Green Lake

Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.

Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.

Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.

"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"

"The Green Lake?"

"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"

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Green Lake

small wisconsin tourist town thats only entertainment is beer and the lake

Get me out of Green Lake!

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Green Lake Time

Being on Green Lake Time (GLT) means that a person is visiting Green Lake, Wisconsin, or they are high and/or drunk.

Yo Mike, I'm on hella Green Lake Time right now.
Cheers boys, it's Green Lake Time now.
Anyone else on Green Lake Time?

Green Valley Lake

A small and spectacularly boring rustique town located in the San Bernardino National Forest of Southern California.

That would be Green Valley Lake near Running Springs.

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