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Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.
On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.
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When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.
I was walking to the bus stop and accidentally stamped out a green turtle.
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Like green, but extreme and like a turtle but not. Often seen in bad tacos.
i got sick last night and i threw up extreme turtle green all over your mom.
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Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.