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the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.
man i just want the green m&m to peg me and spit on me
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1. A candy often believed to make the consumer horny
2. The only M&M that is female (great likeness to smurfette)
1. John has a whole drawer full of green m&m's!
2. The Green M&M is fucking* hott* dude!
*see second defenition of these words
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The Green M&M is so hot. She is very good at Sex and she looks so hot with her shoes. You would even want to have a drink with her!
Person 1: Would you fuck the Green M&M?
Person 2: Hell yea!
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The most seductive, alluring, and gorgeous M&M you'd ever seen until political correctness ruined her.
Bring back the old Green M&M or we will never buy M&Ms again out of protest. Sincerely, THE ENTIRE WORLD
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(Slang) 80mg Oxycontin, which is green-gray in color, and about the size and shape of an M&M. This term is usually used when trying to hide what is being talked about.
Text message:"Green M&M's" (i.e. I got some 80's for sale, do you want any?
I live in the state with the highest opate addiction per capita in the U.S. a.k.a. Maine. I live in a city of just over 35,000 people. We have THREE methadone clinics, with 90% of the patients being between ages 18-24. And we are not the worst in the state by far. We have multiple towns where 80% of the total population is either an active, or recovered addict. This should tell you something about how powerfull this drug is.
I would know, I'm a recovering addict who used for four years. It starts as a fun thing to do at parties for $5-$10 a pop, but before you know it, you can't stop. I thought I would be fine, but I ended up doing over $1'500 a WEEK. I made $1,000 a MONTH. Try to figure out how that works.
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Keller and kasey were in mrs. white's awesome Green M&M class
...and keller loves kasey more
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The greatest and most powerful M&M in existence. It is a (fictional) card from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh.
Becomes an insta-kill card when
“You really thought I’d just let you attack? You fool. You activated my trap card! “The infusion!” By sending “You Know I had to do it to Em” and “Meme Review Doctor Phill” to my graveyard, I can fusion summon this; BEHOLD YUGI: Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M! Why stop there!? By sacrificing five dollas, my M&M’s attack will increase to Infinity! This duel, is OVER!
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