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An Asian variety of tea named for its green color. Amazingly, this tea is mind-blowingly healthy in about every aspect. Even fights Cancer.
At the sushi bar, they served me green tea. After drinking it, I felt somewhat rejuvenated!
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Gay slang for any tea accidentally spilled or spilled to the wrong person. Used by the LGBTQ community as an alternative way to say that someone has "spilled the beans" to the wrong person or at the wrong time.
Last night's green tea was piping hot. I overheard John accidentally reveal Brad's friends with benefits infront of Brad's husband.
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Rico: "I'm freakin' pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!"
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Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.
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When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).
I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today
a drink made from the plant species Camellia sinensis. it is more oxidized than white tea but less than oolong tea and black tea.
green tea is a true tea. don't believe those filthy vegan hippies that try to sell you "licorice tea" or some other crap that's made from the marijuana plant.
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Fucking nectar of the gods🙏🙏elixir of life man 🕺🙋 ♂️If yu ever need a substitute for hard drugs turn to green tea my sweet love 🖤 mmmmm my my my!!! Green tea how I love you!! green tea ur my fucking bitch 4 life I’ll never Firget you🐶
green tea is a man’s best friend…. forget the dogs, hoe