Greg Called

A phrase used to out your friend when he's only talking to a chick due to beer goggles.

Friend: "Dude, Greg called."
Guy w/ BeerG oggles: "Thanks bro. Sorry hun, gotta take this call."

(walking away from ugly chick)
Guy w/ Beer Goggles: "Thanks man."
Friend: "No problem, I was afraid I'd hear a Coyote Ugly story from you tomorrow."