grill fiend

A girl who develops the habit of bombarding her boyfriend with ridiculous questions and absurd accusations.

Grill fiend: "Does this make my butt look big?"
Boyfriend: "No, you're 80 pounds."

Grill fiend: "I think you're cheating on me."
Boyfriend: "I've spent every night with you the last 4 months."

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