Grip and Rip

When you are passing a big ass kidney stone and it gets stuck half way through, so you grab the base of your dick as hard as possible like a gogurt and pull up as hard and fast as humanly possible.

Bevin: Bro, for the last four hours I was in the bathroom passing a kidney stone.

Seth: Dude it could have been done in 30 seconds with the grip and Rip, only problem is your urethra fucking dies.

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Grip and Rip

When you hug somebody and as they embrace it, you fart

At my friends wedding, I gave her a congradulatory grip and rip

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Grip and Rip

When you jerk off dry inside of coveralls at work

C.B: Hey thomas what did you do today

Thomas: I just had a grip and rip in the sieve shack today inside of my coveralls

C.B: Thats sick and rad I'm canadian

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Grip and Rip

Grabbing an unsuspecting female's shoulders and ripping her vagina apart.

Last night Eddie gave Shawna the old grip and rip.

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Grip and rip

To do something fast or to tell someone to hurry up.

Dave gripped and ripped through that test today.

I told John to grip and rip if he wanted to get done in time.

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Grip And Rip

When you are about to get it on. Grab the shoulders of the one you're getting it on with as a handle and start thrusting.

Steve gave Kelly the old grip and rip last night behind the dumpster.

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Grip n Rip

When a girl jacks off a guy with pine tar on her hand to get a good grip. This ultimately leads to ripping your penis off.

Jeff says "Travis how can you let Jenny Grip n Rip?"
Travis says "I guess I like the pull of my tool!"
Jeff says "You must because everytime Megan Grip n Rips me I feel like my penis is about to fall off."

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