Grizzly Fest

When you tell your wife or significant other you are going to a fantasy football draft with "the boys." But in reality you are going to a private secluded island with a bunch of dudes and do not want your wife or significant other to question your homosexuality.

Grizzly A: Hey man did you get a hall pass to go to the grizzly fest this year?
Grizzly B: Yea my wife does not even suspect a thing, I even got new toys for this year's grizzly fest.
Grizzly A: Nice, my wife didn't even suspect a thing either. I got tons of lube, looking forward to seeing your new toys.