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guacomole

Peel the Avocado, Peel the Avocadoo

GUACOMOLE GUAC GUAC AMOLE

Peel the avocado
Guacomole guac-guac- a-mole

by Ur Granny Tranny lol March 14, 2018

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.

The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

16πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Red Guacomole

when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. Or basically Period Blood

Dude, oh my god I was fingering Molly and I popped her cherry and I got Red Guacomole all over me!

Dude that SUCKS!

by Greg Johanson January 14, 2008

22πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Guacomole Nigga Penis

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack

Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

by Π¬iggieNiggie February 6, 2019

62πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž