Guantanamo Shot

A shot of ice cold vodka taken through the nose.

+Holy shit! Why is that huge guy in a heap on the kitchen floor, and why's there so much blood coming out of his nose?
-He did three Guantanamo Shots and then one with warm rum.
+What the fuck, is he retarded or something?
-If he wasn't before, he sure as hell is now.

Guantanamo Bay Shot

This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.

Steps to achieve enlightenment:

1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin

Not for the faint of heart.

Holy shit that guy just ordered a Guantanamo Bay shot! He’s so fucking cool!