Guardians of fupa

A person or group of people who immediately suspect an eating disorder or cancer because someone has lost weight. They spend their time monitoring your waist line, watching you eat or asking invasive questions that are none of their business. A person who does not recognize the obesity crisis and only focuses on those who have lost weight. This person will pretend to be concerned while actually experiencing envy and confusion.

They literally asked me if I was sick because I lost weight. They swear they are the guardians of fupa.

She keeps coming up to me talking about all of the weight I'm dropping like she's one of the gaurdians of fupa.