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Guatemala

The country that typical Americans get mixed up with Mexico

Haley: What’s up with you and Mexican guys? You’ve dated Axel, Jorge, Daniel, and Jesus and now you’re dating Miguel!
Sydney: Miguel is not Mexican, he’s Guatemalan. There’s a difference!
Haley: Where’s Guatemala?
Sydney: Guatemala is the next country south of Mexico. A lot of people get Mexicans and Guatemalans confused so you’re not the only person that got the countries confused.

by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018

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Guatemala

Country in Central America. 108,414 Km2 and about 13 million inhabitants. Spanish is the official language, English is widely spoken, 23 other languages are also spoken in different areas. It is the most developed and industrialized country in Central America.

It's turism is very appealing mostly to Americans and Europeans who like to visit Antigua Guatemala (colonial city), Atitlan (a beautiful natural wonder), Tikal (main Mayan archeological city) and Guatemala City (capital city and very developed, has everything one needs).

It also has a very big medical-tourism due to its high-standard medical and health development and much lower prices compared to the US.

When did you get back to Boston? I came back from Guatemala last week, after my chemotherapy treatment was over.

Where are you gonna spend your spring break? We're going to Antigua Guatemala, we just love it there.

by Monacco December 13, 2010

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Guatemalaness

A term referring to the essence or aura of a Guatemalan born person or someone of Guatemalan descent.

First used in the film "THE BIRDCAGE" starring Robin Williams.

"You're afraid of my Guatemalaness, my natural heat"

by Johnny_James October 16, 2007

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Guatemala

Guatemala..Best Country like eva..

"Ay Yo, i want mi sum pollo Campero"
"Aitte den, lets go to Guatemala

by Irene April 20, 2005

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Guatemalaness

Adjective - Of or relating to a person's spicy, hot, and fiery personality.

Dealing with or handling a person with Guatemalaness can prove challenging and downright messy; however, the reward is proportionate to how much they piss you off.

1. That flight attendant could not handle the Guatemalaness of the blond in first class and therefore kicked her ass off the plane after pouring the dirty martini on her head.

2. In the end I couldn't handle her Guatemalaness, but damn it was a good while it lasted.

by bboy80 February 9, 2009

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Guatemala

Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).

How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!

by Sebastian May 8, 2004

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Guatemala

Guatemala is a small country just east of mexico. Has one of the highest crime rates in central America.

Two midgets embark on a journey to Guatemala, what obtictles will they encounter on this epic quest of love, truth and compassion?!

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo October 27, 2005

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