Gucci Theorem

The hypothetical law that prevails when discussing hypothetical or potential future scenarios. It forces one to consider a possibility, without the consequence of potential death as a bias. The theorem considers the sensations or experience of any given event rather than the baseline consideration of death.

Scott: Would you ever wanna experience Pearl Harbor? Like right when the Japanese attacked?
Alan: nah dude that's fucked up. Not tryna die
Scott: Gucci Theorem bro, you won't die you just gotta be there.
Alan: oh fuck yeah, maybe take a few tabs