Guitar String

The line of the joining skin down the underside of a penis that loosely resembles a guitar string when the penis is erect.
Possibly where a vagina is meant to sprout at some stage in the embrionic cycle, but decides to be a cock instead.

I'm not putting a picture of a cock.. Look it up yourself, weirdo. Guitar String

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seven string guitar

n. A guitar with an additional string, most often tuned to a B (one fourth below the low E string). Originally used by several jazz artists to extend their ability to chord and play basslines. Was not introduced to the mass market until the early 1990's by Steve Vai.

The instrument did not gain in popularity until bands such as Korn began using them in the mid 1990's. For this reason, the seven string guitar is often erroneously viewed as just a "nu metal" fad.

Currently, seven strings can be seen in a variety of roles in various hard rock and metal subgenres. This is often to achieve crushing lows without the loss of any solo range from detuning. Though widely accepted within these niche roles, it is rarely seen elsewhere.

A number of guitar manufacturers are currently producing this unique instrument. Ibanez, who started the trend, still turns out new models fairly regularly. Schecter has a wide variety of models to choose from. ESP and Agile (an internet distributor) offer sevens with a 27" scale length for better note clarity.

Maestro Alex Gregory: I created a seven string guitar prototype for rock music long before you, Vai.
Steve Vai: Yes, but it was never produced. Plus, it used a high string instead of a low one.
Alex: Yeah, well...I'm awesome. And I can't wait to piss on your grave.
Vai: You already did. *shows album cover*
Alex: Fuck! *walks away*

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20 string guitar

A guitar owned by Stevie T and is more djentier than Jared Dines. Come on, you know an 18 string guitar is less djentier than 20 string, and Steve Terreberry is the djent god.

Jared: I'm the djent god. Your 20 string guitar is not djenty enough.

Stevie: If I want to be less djenty, then I'll use an 18 string guitar, because I am the djent god.

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7-string guitar

the future for all forms of music

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Four String Guitar

A guitar with 4 strings. Less strings means it's easier to play. Easier to play means it's easier to learn songs. The quicker your playing songs, the sooner biddies are sucking your dick.

Brian: Nice guitar.
Ted: Thanks, its a Four String Guitar.
Brian: Why does your guitar have 4 strings?
Ted: Cause I wanted bop tonight and not in 6 months after guitar lessons.

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9-Stringed guitar

you'll buy it, play 0-0-0-0-0-000-00-0-000-00-0-0-0-0000-0-0-0 or think your a Djent god, but you'll put it away for at least a month

Bro, I just got a 9-Stringed guitar, I'm a Djent god

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”