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Attempt at mocking competent powerful patriotic Pakistani Pashtuns who live in a nuclear powerhouse. As true Pashtuns, and the centre of the global Pashtun population (with a much bigger Pashtun population than Afghanistan) they understand the deep importance of an independent, cutting edge and globally significant national military.
The Gul Khan thinks long term, from an economic and military perspective, and aligns himself with other ethnicities of Pakistan due to his belief that common religion is the most important unifying factor, and that racism is bad and doesn't work. Gul Khans give Pashtuns access to the sea, Gul Khans understand the strategic failure of landlocked ethnocentrism. Gul Khans live in all 4 provinces of Pakistan. Gul Khans make Pashtuns a global force, with global relevance.
The Gul Khan is also the first port of call for Afghan citizns in Pakistan, 3 million mostly live in Pakistan in peace, (even in areas outside of Pashtun heartlands) due in part to the generosity and big hearted nature of the average religiously conservative Gul Khan.
Nuclear capabilities possessed by Gul Khans are the reason why Pashtuns are no longer in the shadow of other nations in the region. The baton of Mirwais Hotak has been passed on to the Gul Khan.
You Gul Khan sellout!
How am i a sellout, do i require 24/7 NATO support? Am i a servant of RAW operatives in Uttar Pradesh?
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A Pashtun with Revitiligo ..... it's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got . That lucky ba*****
When these Lar Aw Bar Loy Afghanistan Pashtun Nationalists use Racism to mock proud Pakistani Pashtuns.... which makes them even more pathetic . However Pashtuns are diverse and skin color is a sin and contradicts the teachings of Islam. Most Pashtuns are Brown because the Genetics for Brown is "Dominant" and Islam is not racist . Maybe Fair Skinned Pashtun men had lots of wives and concubines ( who were Adivassi, Gujjar, Hindkowan or Saraiki before being Pashtunized ) when they colonized Peshawar in the 16th century but in the long span of time , the most loyal wives turned out to be the Brown women and their Genetics were passed on , or Maybe the fair Skinned women liked the Brown Skinned men
There are White Afghan Pashtuns and Brown Afghan Pashtuns as much as White Pakistani Pashtuns and Brown Pakistani Pashtuns
Nice try Afghandu Namak Haram Nationalist . Please do not use the Colorism or Racism card for your Lar Aw Bar Pashtunistan agenda .
Gul Khans come In all colors , shapes and sizes and Afghandu Namak Harams think we are black
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A Political Slur used in the wider Pashtun community as a whole ( ofc mostly the Pashto speaking side but ofc may or may not included linguistically assimilated Pashtuns as well )
Essentially it is an insult used to attack Pashtuns who use Pakistan as their "identity" and basically doing disassociation with Afghanistan Pashtuns
Basically an insult used by Pashtun or Afghan Nationalists by insisting that proud Pakistani Pashtuns are brainwashed or misguided and in need of a history lesson
Again the closest equivalent would be the term Torie used by English speaking settlers in North America on whether pledging Allegience to the British Empire
Ofcourse you can see complex political divisons like this anywhere else such as North Korea vs South Korea, Taiwan vs China, North Macedonians and Bulgarians .
Or such parallels even exist on religious sectarian lines like controversies of Sunni Muslims with Twelver Shias, Ahmadiyya Muslims, or even Brelvis vs Deonandis among Sunnis which ofc are already ongoing existing controversies in Pakistan and Afghanistan
Again this itself is a really complicated situation...
The counter part or opposite would be Gul Marjan
Or Afghandu or Namak Haram with connotations that these Pashtun Nationalists but this isn't true because there exist staunch Pashtun Nationalists are Anti Indian as much as Anti Pakistani
Gul Khan , basically Tories of Pakistan
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Originally, a Pashto name but now used widely in Pakistani English for someone who obsequiously supports the oppressive policies and practices of the Pakistan military, especially against Pashtuns. According to legend, there are four types of Gul Khans.
1: Person who will criticize anything and everything under the sun but will shut the fuck up when it comes to the crimes of the Pakistan military.
2: Person who secretly supports people like the legendary rights activist Manzoor Pashteen but is too afraid to say it openly.
3: The third type of Gul Khan is the one who thinks that activists of the Pashtun Tahafuz (Protection) Movement are agents of foreign spy agencies like the Indian RAW, the Israeli Mossad and the US CIA.
4: The fourth type of Gul Khan thinks that everything that happens in Pakistan is done by the Pakistani spy agencies. Therefore, even the PTM is created by the military. This is worst type.
It makes laugh like hell how I used to be a Gul Khan.
I'd rather climb the K2 than try to make a Gul Khan see reason. Such confirmed idiots!
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Originally, a Pashto name but now used widely in Pakistani English for someone who obsequiously supports the oppressive Political Puppet Parties and Movements such as ANP (Awami National Party), the PTM (Pashtun Tahafuz Movement; a false depiction of its actual purpose), and the Deplorable and Unworthy Manzoor Pashteen who is sponsored and ochastrated by foreign espionage agencies like the Indian RAW, the Israeli Mossad, the U.S CIA, Puppet Regime in Kabul, and the Afghan NDS.
COMMON TRAITS:
1.) A Gul Khan Person who will criticize anything and everything under the sun but will shut the fu*k up when it comes to the crimes of the Political parties, individual politicians, their armed goons and militias, other sponsored mafias, gangs, corrupt supreme Court judges and corrupt police officers in Pakistan.
2.) Gul Khan thinks that everything and anything that happens in Pakistan is done by the Pakistan's intelligence agencies or the Defence Establishment of Pakistan.
ALTERNATIVE Definition(s):
Pertaining to insecure, emasculated men, lacking clarity of vision, & correct direction, ineffective in life achievements and thus blaming their woes & plight on outside factors be the Intelligence Agencies, Defence Communities, their own mother or the neighbour's stray cats. 🐈 Consequently seeks Narrow-Sighted solutions in becoming a dim-witted separatist and causing divisions and discourse amongst brothers, wishing for an evil pipe dream called "Pashtunistan"
Person 1: "Man I met this Gul Khan, unwilling to accept his own failures in life and blaming it as a conspiracy of against Pashtuns by lawful authorities."
Person 2: "I'd rather climb the K2 than try to make a Gul Khan see reason. Such confirmed idiots!"
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