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This seemingly innocent body of water is now screwed by epic proportions along with the fishermen in the area. The cheap bastards at BP cut all costs when it came to trying to fix this epic fucking fail.
Jeff: Daaammmnn a shitload of fish just died in the Gulf of Mexico!
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an oil reservoir off the coast of the southern United States and eastern Mexico that has been contaminated by water
Why is there water in the Gulf of Mexico?
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Term used to describe the act of ejaculating into another person's beverage without him/her noticing, leaving the ejaculant to float around in the liquid, much like BP oil in Gulf waters
"When I ordered the special cocktail of the night, I sure wasn't expecting the shady bartender to make it a Gulf of Mexico."
"Fred sure thought he was all sorts of swagg before he discovered the Gulf of Mexico in his coconut water."
"Last night at the frat party, Bill was taking everybody's drink to the Gulf of Mexico for free."
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The new site of our nations strategic oil reserves
wow dude, we should just let the gulf fill with oil. Bp execs are really geniuses for figuring out a method for oil extraction on such a large scale. Now that there is more oil in the gulf of mexico than water, we can use it for a sustainable source of domestic energy.
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