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The act of dissing, hitting, or messing someone/something up.
Barry gurned the sign-out sheet at work today.
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Referring to the act of hitting someone.
Named after a boy in a New York High school who would slap his friends in the face.
<chad gets slapped in the face>
Matt: Oh man dude, he gurned you good!
or
Matt: Way to get gurned!
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The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.
Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning
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The act of ones jaw vibrating, clenching or protruding. This happens whilst under the influence of various drugs such as MDMA, Ecstasy, Speed etc. The morning after gurning all evening is very painful, and this is how people ruin their teeth on drugs.
The person who is under the influence usually chews on gum to stop themselves clenching or to stop their constant chomping on their bare teeth.
Too much gurning can lock-up your jaw in which it cannot move at all.
"I was on a major gurn out last night, mate."
"I've fucked my teeth from gurning"
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The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.
Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!
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The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.
mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on
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Gurning started in 1267 in Cumbrian town called Egremont as part of the crab fair. The best gurners are people without teeth who can force their bottom lip over their nose, making breathing somewhat difficult. It is important to remember a champion gurner comes from the contrast of their normal face and their gurning face. This gives people of all types of face a good chance.
On a personal note gurning came to Blackheath London in 1995 when a gurning employee at our computer firm started practicing gurning computer monitors (a special branch of gurning known as marping). This cost the company in damaged monitors, but sparked interest in going to the gurning fair, and now we go every year for a relaxing few days in Cumbria. In recent years the gurning fair has been replaced by trips to pubs and tea rooms (:).
Gurn it good.
You old gurner you.
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