guymon

The biggest town in the Oklahoma panhandle. There's nothing to do, but there's a meat packing plant that pays pretty well, and it's really cheap. It is Hispanic majority, so you won't like it if you're racist. It was ranked the safest city in Oklahoma in 2020.

Guy 1: What goes on in the Oklahoma panhandle?

Guy 2: Not much. There is Guymon, but there's nothing to do there.