Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!

Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!

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