hamroid

a hemroid so huge it feels like a ham as been shoved up your ass...

My ass was so swoled up it felt as if I had me a hamroid all up in there.

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Hamroids

A form of steroids given to pigs to help grow the meat in their rear legs.

“Would you look at the size of that Ham? The farmer must be using Hamroids on his pigs.”