When someone eats out an ugly retard on Friday, has intercourse with elephants on Saturday without protection, and beats off to two girls one cup, and has violent orgasms three times when they eat eachothers shit.
"Dude, I tried Quinnius Hamulous last weekend, and it sucked dick".
The process of transforming a previously non-ham object or being into a unit of ham proportionate to the size of the subject.
"Hey Bill, I sure am hungry for some ham but I am fresh out. Would you mind if I hamulate your son?"
"Boy did I marry the one! My wife has been hamulating my old, unused golf clubs for hours, all so I can enjoy some tasty ham tonight."
The process of transforming a previously non ham object or being into a unit of ham proportionate to the size of the subject.
"I taught my son how to hamulate too young. His whole bedroom is now ham and my wife left me."
"Boy did I marry the one! My wife has been hamulating my old, unused golf clubs for hours, all so I can enjoy some tasty ham tonight."