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Handjob

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation

Me and my GF were making out when suddenly she starts rubbing my penis over my jeans. Soon after, the kissing stops, and she starts talking to me about how I'm so hard, and that my penis needs more space. She stands me up, and my pants come off, but she leaves my boxers so she can tease me more. She lies me down, sits over my stomach, as she viciously rubs and grabs my penis.She removes her shirt, and I undo her bra which comes off as well.I grab a feel her boobs as she strokes my penis quickly. She stands up, removes her pants, showing her pink g-string thong I love so much!She takes off my boxers, leaving me naked.She gets lube, sits over me, with that ass near my face.She spreads the lube on her hands, down my inner thighs, and begins to rub my penis.She quickens the pace, but knows when I'm close to cumming so she slows down again. She stops for a minute, repositions, and starts kissing me at the same time.The relentless rubbing of the handjob is making me crazy!She whispers to me"Relax”as she sits under my legs this time, making sure I can see.She lubes up her hands for the finale, and uses both hands to cover both the shaft and the head of my penis.I’m moaning like crazy, saying "I'm cumming I'm cumming!" and... I watch shot after shot of cum land on my chest, on her boobs, on her g-string even, and everywhere in-between. We kiss for a few minutes as my throbbing penis settles down. We clean up, and I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what happens next...

by #bestgirlfriendEVER January 18, 2012

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Handjob

When a girl strokes a guys penis until he cums. It's basically masturbation done by someone else for a person.

I got a great handjob this morning!

by The Boss1486 June 25, 2015

344πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Handjob

When a man cant be arsed masterbating so gets someone else to do it for them.

Also 21st centurys new way of kissing.

Give me a handjob, i cant be bothered today.

by Scoof April 5, 2009

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Handjob

Also known as a career in the hand model industry.

"Oh man, I just got a handjob"

by KumaPaws376 February 6, 2010

144πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Handjob

something that makes guys orgasmic, but only girls have the power of making that happen. Usually you have cum coming out of your dick pretty quickly.

my wife gave me a handjob last night because i did chores for her

by THE BOSSIEST BOSS EVAH April 25, 2011

145πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Handjob

When a penis is held by another person's hand and stroked for pleasure

Chad: Hey Kiersten could you come to my office please!
Kiersten : What's up I'm really busy hope this don't take long!
Chad : I just want my daily Handjob that's all then you can get back to work!
Kiersten : Ok pull down your pant's!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh shit you got cum all over my shirt!
Chad: No problem now you can have me with you for the rest of the day!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your so sweet!
Chad : I know now get your ass back to work after I slap it!
Kiersten : Ohhh!

by SlopNChop January 26, 2017

236πŸ‘ 148πŸ‘Ž


Handjob

1: A great appetizer.
2: A terrible main course.

1: Ashley got John hard quickly with a brief handjob. She then proceeded to take all seven inches of his love pump into her mouth and let him finish on her chest.

It was the best experience of John's life.

2a: Rebecca gave Mark a handjob last night. At first he was wondering what it would lead to, but it just kept going. He tried very hard to enjoy it, but nearly said, "Stop, stop! I'll just do it myself!" at least twice.

2b: Mark: "I think Rebecca may be mad at me."
Eric: "Why d'you say that?"
Mark: "Well, she gave me a handjob last night."
Eric: "Aw, that sucks, dude."
Mark: "Trust me, there was no sucking involved."

by SKRONK June 23, 2009

232πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž