HAWKEY PLAYAH

One who plays the sport of hockey. This creature is often from the famed Boston-Canada area and has a thick accent. Characterized by attempts to "toss sauce" on multiple objects, including ponds, rooftops, and women's faces.

It's very obvious by their demeanor that Mike and Brian are HAWKEY PLAYAHS. Sadly, it is equally as obvious that Gen is not a HAWKEY PLAYAH.