HD News

HD news is your local news in high-definition. It's the same old news with widescreen cameras, sexy graphics and set, and when you can see the pimples on the anchor you thought was hot.

Channel 13 now has HD news, which means the graphics and set changed, but that one anchor lady doesn't look hot anymore.

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HD New Year's

The New Year's that's celebrated by a group of people watching the count down from an HD TV. Because of HD's brief delay, this celebration takes place about 10 seconds after the entire timezone has experienced the real New Year's.

Hey, we're counting down again!?!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEARS!! again?
What was that all about?
Haha, that was the HD New Year's!

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