A player in an online multiplayer video game who contributes nothing but death to their team.
Unlike the classic "noob", a "health bar" isn't new to a particular video game nor will this player get better.
The "health bar's" playstyle is a fairly simple one.
Step 1: Run.
Step 2: Die.
Look at this fucking health bar on our team. All he does is run and die, he could at least be a medic and revive his teammates.
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The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled βJesus.β
βHoly shoot, we have to fight Jesusβ½β
βHoly shoot is right.β
βShut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.β
Can you say, "poo?"
Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.
Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake
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The thing everyone should google on new years day
*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?
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we will search this on new years day
john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai
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EVERYONE RUN WERE IN THE END TIMES HES CUMMING PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF
why is there a giant health bar in the sky run!
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A fake health bar is a staple of modern dumbed down games. Its purpuse is to trick people into thinking they were close to death, when in reality they had much health to go on. The fist couple of damage will have an higher inpact on the healthbar compared to the damage taken when the health appear to be low. While the heath-bar displays health at 50%, the reality might be that youre character has 80% health left.
It is meant to give the illusion that the game is more dificult than what it is, to make people slow down to heal before they die, or to trick people into thinking it was a fair/dificult fight.
We thing people playing our game are idiots so lets use a fake health bar.