Heard Steamer

The act of defecating on a foes bed. The most popular case is on a lovers side of the bed, but this act can be performed on any enemy bed. The level of success is defined by both smell and sloppiness. A solid turd says, "I hate you", a steaming pile of liquid poo says, "I will destroy you". This is far more effective than a horse head!

Dude She took a HEARD STEAMER on my pillow! It was the most rank liquid poo I've ever seen! Going to have to get a restraining order on that psycho bitch!