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Anything that is extremely wonderful and exist only on Earth.
1. Heaven on earth is the area between my girlfriend's legs!
2. Hard-on alley is heaven on earth.
3. This quesadilla is heaven on earth.
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When you are not poor to beg nor rich to have insomnia, yet you can eat and drink (without a tube), walk (without bodyguards), shower (without a nurse), and earn or save enough (without kissing your boss’s ass)—and you can contribute to Urban Dictionary every now and then.
Heaven on earth starts right here on this side of eternity, not after you’ve earned your first million or billion, or experienced your last heartbeat—remember to count your blessings and be a blessing to others.
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The way to call hoe a HOE, respectfully that the hoe will thank you in return.
ME: You beautiful and cute and hotter than hell.
my Heaven On Earth.
MY HOE: Awwwee ty for saying that so sweet.
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Here on Earth, where heaven can be really found because there is no planet B.
There are many paths to heaven on Earth.
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Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name
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Calling a hoe, HOE. Very respectfully to the point they will thank you
Have a wonderful day, my Heaven On Earth.