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If you just said help me, it means you are suffering on the inside
Guy 1: Help me
Guy 2: ?
Guy 1: for f*** sake Jerry I want to die
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You say "Help me" Usually when you are listening to Kidz Bop for 38 hourse and/or listening to the Kidz Bop Kidz singing and dancing to Toosie slide.
Help me I am dying. No actually someone remove 'toosie slide' from the Kidz Bop 2021.
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The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME
HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.
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The word that you say when you're in 5th grade and you read the Urban Dictionary Page about 6th grade.
Urban Dictionary page- All your friends really don't like you, and you either turn into an emo or a slut.
5th grader- hfs HELP ME.
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I'm so overwhelmed and exhausted and tired but I don't want to give up because I cannot bear to become a failure, I don't want to be a failure but I'm so unbearably tired. I hate everything and everyone and how I feel and I can't do this, I'm so goddamn tired.
"nobody blatantly says help me because it's apparently an unspoken taboo to ask for help and nobody really believes you until it's too late haha"
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