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a multi-purpose word that can mean almost anything. the main use is to greet one of your fellow heymans. when you use it to put down someone, the word can have the same meaning as bitch or annoying. it can replace many uses of bad languages so that adults and teachers cant say nothing about it. another use of the wonderful word HEYMAN is to break an awkward silence like when your friend disses you and you dont know wat to say, you say HEYMAN. or if you dont feel comfortable saying hi to someone, you can say Heyman. or if you run out of comebaks wen you and your friends are in a fight, you can just say "YOUR A HEYMAN" and you will win the argument because the power of the AD Alliance will be with you. heyman comes in many forms, like a person, a heyman monster, airdrums, heyman guns, and not cool man
"heyman, thats just not cool man."
the heyman monster heyman smashed xavier when he didnt feed it enough.
when xavier got mad at his school, he used his heyman gun and heyman shot everyone.
when xavier listens to music, he does not nod his head to the beat, he airdrums.
"hey raymond, your a bitch." "well you know wat gerry? your a heyman. so eat that cuz thats so not cool man if you call me a bitch for no reason."
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Overly sensitive and politically correct people from the west coast.
Too many heymans here, I’m tired of eating all this couscous.
Be careful what you say around here, there are a lot of heymans that will think it’s offensive.
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A noun that describes a man that attempts to fuck a goat but then decides to fuck another man instead
Geez dude! I could have gone to jail last night for animal abuse but i pulled a Heymans instead! Thank goodness!
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paul heyman is the creator of ecw
wow thats extreme
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A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman
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Heyman smash - referring to the terms of Heyman and Heyman monster.
Heyman Smash is known as a verb.
Its used to smash people down that let you down.
Sometimes, Heyman smash is also known as " kicking the bucket"
The Filipino God Heyman with his loyal companion Heyman Monster would rule the world of the Phillipines back when Gods were around.
They would utterly destroy their enemies with their well known move of the Heyman Smash.
This famous god also used Air Drum sticks to enhance his Smashing capabilities.
It was also said that The Greek God Thor used his lightning powers to combine it with the god Heyman to allow his Air drum sticks to become Super charged!
Thus allowing him to take down any one that challenged him.
If anybody angered this powerful god, he would also go through a heyman-charge henceforth giving him huge amount of power that is bitterly impossible to take down.
His trusty companion Heyman Monster will also take anybody that challenges his Leader by biting them with his almighty teeth of domo.
Heyman God : heyman! You can't step on this land !
This belongs to me and my trust companion heyman monster!
Heyman Monster: Thats right man! DOMO!
Heyman God : MMMMMM heyman-charge!!!
HEYMAN SMASH!
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Once the owner of the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling, Paul Heyman is now a writer and on-screen character for the WWE and is seriously misused.
Seriously, Stephanie McMahon, listen to Paul's ideas. His don't suck like yours.
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