Hey Siri

Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with

User - “Hey Siri, call mom”

Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”

User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”

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Hey Siri

the stupid thing my brother uses even when he has the phone in his hand

Bro: "Hey Siri, what's the weathe-"
Me: "Shut the fuck up, you have the damn phone in your hand, hold the button and call it a day. its genuinely annoying."

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hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza