HFAS Day

'Hurt'n For A Squirt'n Day

A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.

-Mane its HFAS day, what you think I should get my girl? That pussy was hurt'n for a squirt'n so I had to give it to her.

-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?

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