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hiddleston

Usually someone with the name Hiddleston resembles a pimp. Usually found with many bitches and hookers.
Very fond of alcohol.

That guys a total Hiddleston.

by Anne1234567890 November 3, 2013

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A person in a community that admires Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoners are not part of a cult that worships Tom (like many people think), they are a community that admires him for the many great things he's done; he's a man who's inspired many friendships across the globe.

Hiddlestoners admire him by drawing him and his many characters, by talking about him with other fans (whether that's IRL or online) and by writing fanfiction about him and his characters.

Person 1: So you're a Hiddlestoner now?
Person 2: Yeah. Tom Hiddleston is a great man worth admiring.

by Ceejay21 October 16, 2015

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Hiddlestoned

It is the state where a fan is stoned by Tom Hiddleston's hotness. It may also refer to the fan being unable to live life normally due to Hiddleston's charm, beauty, voice, and intelligence. They usually spend their whole day in Tumblr and barely talk about anything but him and his works.

Fan: OMG I am sooooo hiddlestoned! I'm always staring at his pictures and he's keeping me from doing anything!

A: Did you see Thor? Oh my God Loki is so gorgeous and sexy! I was wondering the whole time what he was doing in Asgard when they were focusing on the other guy on Earth! I mean.. why did they call the movie Thor anyway?
B: Damn you're so hiddlestoned. So am I! <3

Guy 1: She left me after she saw the movie Thor! She says I'll never be as good as Hiddleston!
Guy 2: I know. He's hot!
Guy 1: WHAAAAT?!
Guy 2: I'm dumping you for him too! I am fucking hiddlestoned! :D *is gay now*

Girl 1: Hey look at this guy! *shows a picture of Tom*
Girl 2: Oh my God :O <3 *hiddlestoned*

by Hiddlestoned October 25, 2011

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Hiddlestoner

A devotee of the cult of Hiddles - someone who worships the glory that is Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoners are more than ordinary "fans". They will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. A Hiddlestoner is:

Someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of Tom Hiddleston.
Someone who sketches him obsessively.
Someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of Hiddles.
Someone who uses the word "Hiddles" in a real conversation.
Someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to Hiddles.
Someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter.

Would you call yourself a fan?
No, I'm a Hiddlestoner.

That girl dumped me after she saw Thor!

Don't take it personally mate. She became a Hiddlestoner! No one can compete with Tom Hiddleston.

by Athena the Elusive Spark June 21, 2011

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