himmer

A hummer performed by a male.

Jason was well known throughout the prison for his himmers.

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himmer

A shortening of the phrase "him or her." Himmer can be used as a pronoun to refer to a person of unidentifiable sex, or when writing about a person of unknown gender.

See also: hersh, hiser

I though I'd finally figure what Pat was when I saw himmer coming out of the bathroom, but it was one of those stupid unisex ones.

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himmer

A juppie racktied by a donkey slip on the knee junk.

Shit, you see those himmers in the park, they can die now.

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Himmer

An inside joke between friends. You use it in place of "That's what she said" (especially at school). It creates endless laughing. Have fun.

Friend: I can't get it out of me!
Me: gAAAHHHH *endless laughing* himmer *trying to regain breath.

Himmer

Pronoun used to describe a person who is debating whether or not to identify as trans.

Bobby, I'm not sure you want to take Pat to the football game tonight since himmer might prefer the ballet instead.