1. The cure for the common man.
2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."
3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.
4. One of Will Smith's movies.
"That guy, he's Hitch. If you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he'll give you the right broom."
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to get on a dick, dildo, or whatever fits
she hitched a ride on my dick.
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To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.
When my stepbrother hit my sister, I had to hitch that fag master.
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A combination of the words he and bitch
We had to leave because Joe was being such a hitch!
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to get married; or already married
We are getting hitched.
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