A day subjectively chosen (usually 2-3 times a week) by males in which the individual inserts a toothpick, sewing needle, etc... into the urethra to reopen the hole for ease of urination.
βWhy would you skip hole day, youβre gonna be at the toilet for hours during your next pissβ
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The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day
βYouβre looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckbergβs National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.β
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Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
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