Hole Gods

The rulers of any hole, also the cause of bad weather. To worship them, you must dance around a hole like an idiot, saying "HOLE GODS HOLE GODS HOLE GODS!" frantically.

Zoe: Omg its about to rain.

Annabel: The hole gods must be really pissed...

Eli: Well, what're you waiting for? We need to find a hole to worship.

God hole

god hole is where you have something in the center of your life instead of where god should be like a girl friend, games, sex, even food. God should be the center of are life and if something is in your way you should have chirst in the center and live for him

time for god every day go to church being a good christian and then you will have god in your God hole

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