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Cleaner way of saying holy crap.
B-I just became famous!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?
B-No
J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?
B-Because i dont like you!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
B-I'm leaving!!!
J-Holy guacamole!!!
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an avocado blessed by a priest
Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."
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OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
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A shocking surprise that is preposterous.
Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!
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A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.
Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
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Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"
Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."
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A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.
A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.
Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!
Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.
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