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a term used when one is around adults/elders and wishes to refrain from using a "cuss word"
HOLY MONKEY! that nigga almost hit me!
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The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism
Praise The Holy Monkey
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kind of falls in their with "Holy Shit!"
Holy Monkey, look at that! (Ook?)
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Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
An alternative to cursing.
Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!
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A non offensive way to say holy shit
Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles
Docter: y u no care
You: yes
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an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
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